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Friday, September 24, 2010

Bacon Lovers Unite!

In a world full of bacon products, who could possibly resist the temptations?

Funky Fresh is right! Turn your funky odors
into a freshness of cooked bacon! Image all
the stares you'll receive if you string this from
your car mirror. You know, because you're
THAT funky cool!

Mmmmm. Smack your lips, lick them twice, three
times and down another bottle of water to wash away the
saltiness that only Bacon Balm can promise!

Who could possibly resist a slab of bacon throw 
over their open wound? Don't worry, just like Cracker
Jack, you're promised a free toy Surprise inside! Should
you dig through the bacon first or wait till the box is empty?

What manly man could EVER resist holding up their pants with
the worlds longest piece of bacon? "Honey, do these pants make
me look fat?"  "No, dear, it's not the pants, it's the bacon." Hmm, I
wonder if the bacon comes in lean.

Awwww, how sweet! Baby's first bacon!
How can you NOT have this? Every baby should
have this to gnaw on. Unless you're raising your
baby to be a vegetarian.

Bacon Floss, you know, to cover up
that fresh minty I've-Just-brushed-and-have-a
clean- mouth feeling.

Ironically, we've all seen this Bacon sign in the restrooms.
Is there no getting away from bacon?
P.S. This reminds me of a Candyland Picture.

This is what we all need. Seriously. A bacon wallet. To use when we spend
our money on lots of bacony stuff.

Happy Friday!


Unknown said...

Believe it or not I have the bacon floss... weird I know.

Have you been hanging around Carrie Harris? You know her love for bacon!

Erinn said...

That's a lot of bacon... way too much bacon.

ThinkGeek.com has a TON of bacon stuff on it.

Bast said...

I LOVE bacon. Can't get enough. Although, not sure I'll be getting any of those products. Gave me a laugh though.

Jillian said...

wow are you serious hahahaha

Mary@GigglesandGuns said...

These are too funny. I laughed out loud.

Candyland said...

I just found gifts for all the men in my life. And yes, that dude totally reminds me, of me, too:)

Vicki Rocho said...

Hyperventilating. Just remembered we are out of bacon. It's just not Saturday morning in the Rocho house without bacon!

Who knew there were so many people obsessed with bacon?

Lenny Lee said...

hi miss rose! yikes! you got that dread disease baconitis! ha ha. i didnt ever know there was so much bacon stuff. miss jen said she uses bacon floss! ick! i heard they got a bacon gargle and when you use it you start snorting. ha ha. that was so funny. it got me laughing.
...laughs and hugs from lenny

S.A. Larsenッ said...

"Loving the bacon floss," the former dental assistant says as she gags and cringes.

Hah. Love the baby snuggly.

MTeacress said...

Drying my hands in the restroom will never be the same again. :)

This reminds me of Dan Wells, author of I Am Not a Serial Killer, who loves bacon. Someone gave him bacon breath mints at a writer's conference. Blah!

Amie Kaufman said...

Everything in the whole world is better with bacon. Period.