|Or go as THE all American family.|
2.) Get a medium sized box. Cut a hole at the bottom for your head, and a large, square opening in the front. Put pipe cleaners as antennas and glue soda bottle caps on as knobs. Put it over your head and wear all black. You're a TV announcer.
3) Wear a black sweat suit and randomly attach single socks all over your clothes. You're the sock thief from the dryer.
|Anyone got a large|
pair of tweezers for this
5) Wear a clown costume top and paint your face. Get a large box and paint it a bright color. Make a hole for your waist and put it on as if the bottom of a skirt. Go as a jack-in-the-box.
6) Glue a bunch of newspapers to old clothes. Go as paper mache in progress.
7) Get a bunch of small, single-serving sized cereal boxes. Glue them all over some old clothes and bring a big, rubber knife. Go as a cereal killer.
8) Paint your car or bicycle tires with black paint. Lay old clothes front-down on the street and drive over them. Let them dry, put them on and go as road kill.
|iPods are pet portable now.|
10) Get two large pieces of foam and strap them to your shoulders so one hangs in front, the other in back. Stuff some lettuce leaves coming out of them (or green felt), and on the underside of one glue a big, round, red or brown piece of felt that sticks out of the sides. Go as a sandwich.
11) Get a round piece of cardboard and cut a hole in the center of it. Get a large foil tray and cut a hole in it, as well as a table cloth with a hole in it. Put the cardboard over your head, then the table cloth so it hangs over your body, then the tray. Place lettuce leaves coming out from around the neck hole. You're a head on a platter.
12) Wear a raggedy old pair of shorts and t-shirt, and go unshaven if your a man. Mess your hair up. Get a garden tiki torch from the party supply store. Go as a recent loser from Survivor. You've been voted off the island. Remember to extinguish your torch.
13) Dress as a dog and put a cardboard cone around your neck to keep you from scratching for fleas.
|Yes! That's it! Totally ham it up!|
15) Cut out a cardboard shape like a surf board and cover it with fake spider webs. You're a web surfer.
16) Dress in a business suit and carry around a big jar filled half way up with thumb tacks. Go as the "tacks collector."
17) Get a rubber pig's nose and wrap yourself in a blanket. Go as a pig in a blanket.
18) Get a bag of moss from the craft store's floral isle. Glue it all over some old clothes and hat and go as a chia pet. Cha Cha Cha Chia.
19) Dress like a cat; carry a black bag stuffed with fake jewels overflowing. You're a cat burglar.
|Can you tell me how to get...ah, who am I |
kidding? I don't want to get anywhere
near these guys!
'Fess up! Okay, one time for halloween I dressed up in all Christmas stuff-Christmas shirt, Christmas Jewelry, Christmas socks, Christmas headband, Christmas EVERYTHING! Can you guess what I was? I was a blonde! get it? I got the holidays mixed up? er, yeah. Okay.
Your turn! What was your best/worst Homemade Halloween costume?