So last night I had this conversation (kind of) with my 12-year-old son:
(son at computer typing up homework assignment)
SON: Hey, how do you spell “Table of Contents?”
SON: MOM! I know!
SON: MOM! I was the spelling bee champ!
SON: Stop spelling! I was the spelling bee champ! I know how to spell!!
ME: *scratches head* But you ASKED me…
SON: *looks at me with confused face* What?
ME: Hey, what time is it?
What kind of scratch-your-head moments have you had lately?