|Funky Fresh is right! Turn your funky odors|
into a freshness of cooked bacon! Image all
the stares you'll receive if you string this from
your car mirror. You know, because you're
THAT funky cool!
|Mmmmm. Smack your lips, lick them twice, three|
times and down another bottle of water to wash away the
saltiness that only Bacon Balm can promise!
|Who could possibly resist a slab of bacon throw |
over their open wound? Don't worry, just like Cracker
Jack, you're promised a free toy Surprise inside! Should
you dig through the bacon first or wait till the box is empty?
|What manly man could EVER resist holding up their pants with|
the worlds longest piece of bacon? "Honey, do these pants make
me look fat?" "No, dear, it's not the pants, it's the bacon." Hmm, I
wonder if the bacon comes in lean.
|Awwww, how sweet! Baby's first bacon! |
How can you NOT have this? Every baby should
have this to gnaw on. Unless you're raising your
baby to be a vegetarian.
|Bacon Floss, you know, to cover up|
that fresh minty I've-Just-brushed-and-have-a
clean- mouth feeling.
|Ironically, we've all seen this Bacon sign in the restrooms. |
Is there no getting away from bacon?
P.S. This reminds me of a Candyland Picture.
|This is what we all need. Seriously. A bacon wallet. To use when we spend |
our money on lots of bacony stuff.