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| Funky Fresh is right! Turn your funky odors into a freshness of cooked bacon! Image all the stares you'll receive if you string this from your car mirror. You know, because you're THAT funky cool! |
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| Mmmmm. Smack your lips, lick them twice, three times and down another bottle of water to wash away the saltiness that only Bacon Balm can promise! |
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| Who could possibly resist a slab of bacon throw over their open wound? Don't worry, just like Cracker Jack, you're promised a free toy Surprise inside! Should you dig through the bacon first or wait till the box is empty? |
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| What manly man could EVER resist holding up their pants with the worlds longest piece of bacon? "Honey, do these pants make me look fat?" "No, dear, it's not the pants, it's the bacon." Hmm, I wonder if the bacon comes in lean. |
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| Awwww, how sweet! Baby's first bacon! How can you NOT have this? Every baby should have this to gnaw on. Unless you're raising your baby to be a vegetarian. |
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| Bacon Floss, you know, to cover up that fresh minty I've-Just-brushed-and-have-a clean- mouth feeling. |
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| Ironically, we've all seen this Bacon sign in the restrooms. Is there no getting away from bacon? P.S. This reminds me of a Candyland Picture. |
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| This is what we all need. Seriously. A bacon wallet. To use when we spend our money on lots of bacony stuff. |
Happy Friday!
11 comments:
Believe it or not I have the bacon floss... weird I know.
Have you been hanging around Carrie Harris? You know her love for bacon!
That's a lot of bacon... way too much bacon.
ThinkGeek.com has a TON of bacon stuff on it.
I LOVE bacon. Can't get enough. Although, not sure I'll be getting any of those products. Gave me a laugh though.
wow are you serious hahahaha
These are too funny. I laughed out loud.
I just found gifts for all the men in my life. And yes, that dude totally reminds me, of me, too:)
Hyperventilating. Just remembered we are out of bacon. It's just not Saturday morning in the Rocho house without bacon!
Who knew there were so many people obsessed with bacon?
hi miss rose! yikes! you got that dread disease baconitis! ha ha. i didnt ever know there was so much bacon stuff. miss jen said she uses bacon floss! ick! i heard they got a bacon gargle and when you use it you start snorting. ha ha. that was so funny. it got me laughing.
...laughs and hugs from lenny
"Loving the bacon floss," the former dental assistant says as she gags and cringes.
Hah. Love the baby snuggly.
Drying my hands in the restroom will never be the same again. :)
This reminds me of Dan Wells, author of I Am Not a Serial Killer, who loves bacon. Someone gave him bacon breath mints at a writer's conference. Blah!
Everything in the whole world is better with bacon. Period.
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